splinterlands daily swearfest - season(71) - day 16 - life splinter

in Splinterlands7 days ago

starting points 2793 - ending points 2888 (friggin miracle)


uggggg, not my best set of cards - especially for hitting diamond

win the first one for a decent streak - pushed me into diamond 3

ANNNDDDDD BAMMMM FUCKING GET HIT BY THE HIGH LEVEL MOTHERFUCKERS RIGHT AWAY - looks like it's back into gold league - FOR DAY NUMBER FUCKING 4

use the dragons to barley win a match - BAMMMM , FUCKING FOLLED IMMEDIATELY BY LEVEL 8's - I am so fucking screwed

win 1 - annnddddd then fucking turn around lose 2 - FUCKINGWORTHLESSCOCKSUCKERWHOREMOTHERFUCKER !@#$%^%$#@!!!!

annnddd here comes that goddamm fucking llama - there's 3 in a row fucking pissed away to nothingville - almost back to gold league - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!!!

win 2 - ANNNDDD HERE COMES THE HIGH LEVEL FUCKERS TO RUIN THE FUCKING STEAK

WOW - got fucking lucky and pulled it off - so i didn't lose my ass at least

i thought with a couple extra days in the season i'd be farther ahead at least - FML


finally make it to diamond and get these garbage ass rewards


*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)

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